Recent wedding

So, a few weeks ago, I had the honor and privilege of going to ANOTHER wedding. I say, "Another wedding" because my SO and I have been to more weddings than we can remember. I lost count at 60 -- some friends, some family, some random people who invited us and because of my guilt complex, I cannot say no.

So, here are some random thoughts about the wedding:
1. Bride was beautiful and groom looked incredibly happy
2. Bridesmaid dresses were actually very cute. They might have been some of the best ones of all the weddings. They were a beautiful color (I think a rose wine color) and very simple -- no poofs, no bows, no frills.
3. Nice ceremony -- religious but nice. Well done, not too over the top.
4. Location was very pretty, scenic. Like the dresses and the bride, beautiful but not over the top. (Notice how I did not say anything about how the groomsmen dressed ... there is a reason. They looked good but the outfits (chosen by the bride) did not make complete sense. To spare anyone pain, I will leave it at that).
5. Guests were INCREDIBLY nice. It was a different crowd than we are used to hanging with but it was great. There was one person in particular who was SO nice, you almost thought he was faking it but I do not think he was.
6. Fight at the wedding by two guests ... I think I do not need to say more than that but I will. Why do people act so stupid and choose to fight? Can you not have enough self control to stop yourself from wrestling on the ground?
7. Stripper. Okay, that probably got your attention. There was not a stripper at the wedding but there was a woman who looked like one. Gold lame, 70's style dress that was incredibly short. (She leaned over and I might have seen the thong unfortunately.) What added to the look was the shoes, the gold shoes that were wedge heals but cheap, lucite wedge heals. I almost expected to see them show off lights. What was the icing on the cake? At one point in time during the reception, I saw her swinging around a pole (yes, a pole) and she was rubbing her backside against it. Need I say more?